UPWC09
- Teams will be determined by random draw.
- Teams will swear an oath of allegiance/sportsmanship to their country of representation.
- Champions will be determined by double elimination tournament.
- All Players and bystanders must urinate in approved restroom facilities.
- All players are encouraged to consume 1 alcoholic beverage before each match (if appropriate or desired).
- Swearing will be frequent and colorful.
- Registration opens at 5pm and closes at 6:15 (unless bribe is offered). Please arrive early.
- If you do not consider yourself a BASTARD, please stay out of the cooler labeled thusly.
- Prizes will be awarded approximately 6 teams deep and are non-refundable/ non-exchangeable.
- Matches will be self-refereed (unless I can find someone willing to blow whistles ‘n shit).
- Players Play at their own risk
- Your suffering organizer will gladly accept donations for the park permit.
- Bastards are required to show visiting sponsors the ultimate level of respect including, but not limited to, fetching beers, mopping brows, shading from sun.
- All rules are subject to change.
Posted by Doper on Jun 08, 2009