Unicycle Bastards: Unicycle Ninjas vs. Unicycle Zombies: Battle to the Deth (and yes, I meant to Spell It That Way)

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Unicycle ninjas have shiriken.

Unicycle zombies eat brains.

Unicycle ninjas are silent.

Unicycle zombies say “arrrrugh.”

Unicycle ninjas are trained in the ancient martial art of ninjitsu.

Unicycle zombies were bitten by other zombies.

Unicycle ninjas will kill your ass before you finish reading this artic

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