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Unicycle Bastards Invade Seattle

Dead Babies

Dead Baby Downhill.

OB Carl’s house of hospitality

I-5 Colonnade skills park.

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Posted by Doper on Aug 03, 2008


Poose – A Beginner’s Tale

So I’m going out for a trail ride. There is a first for everything. The choices: should I take the Torker 24” AX or the KH29; the choice might be obvious to anyone, but this KH is almost a virgin and I’ve ridden the Torker like a slutty whore for months playing polo. I’m still uncomfortable mounting the KH. The dice falls for the KH. It is time to break her in, time to see what she is good for.

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Posted by Mats on Jul 06, 2008


Pedalpalooza! Cirque Du Cycling!

June is full for pedal-powered fun! With over 200 bike+unicycle events in 2 weeks, 2 parades and a fair there is no better place to have fun than Portland!

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Posted by Doper on Jun 02, 2008


Max makes a black cock

Though it looks sort of phallic on your unicycle, it makes almost every aspect of road and off road unicycling more fun

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Posted by Doper on May 23, 2008


250 miles on 3 Wheels!

Recently, three bastards pedaled their taints off while riding their 36ers in the Reach the beach century/half century. Reports are coming in that at least one member, when aroused the next morning, was quite stiff. Ahhhhh. Good times!

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Posted by Administrator on May 22, 2008


Unicycle Cyclocross 2007 Results

Wow! What a great season for unicyclers in the 2007 Cross Crusade unicross series! Fantastic! For more info, see: CROSSCRUSADE. read more about unicycle cyclocross Congratulations to Series Champ MJfreshyFRESH!!!! Well done! Look out next year, I’m gonna git ya.

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Posted by jizz on May 12, 2008


Unicycle Cyclocross

What is Cyclocross? What size unicycles do they ride? What gear should you use? How do you get started?

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Posted by Administrator on Oct 22, 2007


Unicycle Polo

Who thought unicycle polo would be so much fun?

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Posted by Ira on Jul 16, 2007


Stumptown Joustdown 2007

Max brings home the the unicycle trophy, Doper makes it to the tallbike finals, Saint Pete eats tallbikers for lunch!

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Posted by MJ on Jun 10, 2007


Brake without Breaking the Bank

But you can’t afford a Hunter or KH Egocycle and you can’t justify yet another damn unicycle to your poor beleaguerd spouse or bank account, right?

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Posted by Ira on May 12, 2007


Plucked

The act of being plucked is much more likely to be experienced while…

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Posted by Gunt on May 11, 2007


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